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Here is a list of facts about Patrick written in third person:

When it comes to work and life, he loves finding something true and then finding a way to laugh at that thing.

He currently resides in New York City and works at an agency called Laundry Service.

He grew up in Tennessee is a big fan of the outdoors. 

It would take approximately 210,232,000 Patricks stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. However, if you were actually able to do this, most of them would die.

He has a real email address and would love for you to say hello: impatrickwells@gmail.com.