Mixed martial arts. Photography. Woodworking.
These are all things I don’t do.
Instead, I take up precious space in New York City and write ads for medium amounts of money.
If you’d like, I can write some for you.
Here is how to contact me (in order of preference).
I love you. Ahh nuts, I did not mean to write that. Delete. Delete. alkjdsaflk;djs;