You’re busy. I’m Patrick. Here we go.
Mixed martial arts. Blacksmithing. Single-track mountain biking.
These are all things I don’t do.
Instead, I take up precious space in New York City and write ads.
If you’d like, I can write some for you.
Here’s how to contact me (in order of preference).
I love you. Ahh nuts, I did not mean to write that. Delete. Delete. alkjdsaflk;djs;