You’re busy. I’m Patrick. Here we go.

Mixed martial arts. Blacksmithing. Single-track mountain biking.

These are all things I don’t do.

Instead, I take up precious space in New York City and write ads.

If you’d like, I can write some for you.

Here’s how to contact me (in order of preference).

  1. Email

  2. LinkedIn

  3. DMs

I love you. Ahh nuts, I did not mean to write that. Delete. Delete. alkjdsaflk;djs;