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Mixed martial arts. Photography. Woodworking.

These are all things I don’t do.

Instead, I take up precious space in New York City and write ads for medium amounts of money.

If you’d like, I can write some for you.

Here is how to contact me (in order of preference).

  1. Email

  2. LinkedIn

  3. DMs

I love you. Ahh nuts, I did not mean to write that. Delete. Delete. alkjdsaflk;djs;